Ok so here goes,

Welcome to 'The Secret Diary of a Boyfriend', the final result of a project I've wanted to do for a couple of years now! As you're probably now wondering, Why? What? and perhaps even Do I have any milk?

Why?...

Well honestly there is not reason set in stone other than perhaps I wanted to do something which rivalled 'Sex and The City' of 'The Secret Diary of a Call Girl' (By the way Billie Piper if you ever stumble across this blog in your busy career, 'HOT' that's all I'm saying!) I've wanted to do something that is kept away from my girlfriend, maybe? Perhaps it's simply entertainment value? I wanted to gather a cult following, get random people around the face of the globe saying "Have you read..." Now that would be something!

What?...

Ok so you thought the 'Why' was hard work, well the 'What' has just begun! Expect to find in this blog the ramblings, trials and tribulations and life of a boyfriend! Simple as that, the ins and outs of what a man thinks (ladies I'm sure that's worth reading!) Every smile, every row, every good time and bad time, every random thought, every encounter, every request! Just some of the things you should expect to find during your stay at the 'SDOAB Hotel'.

Oh, and what do I want in return for this insight into a life? Not much at all, perhaps weekends off (that would be nice!) I require annonimity, for this whole project to thrive I as a person need to keep invisible, so if you do find out who I am, please, please, please don't disclose it! And most importantly, comment, reply, and request to my posts, I want to see that what I'm writing is hitting targets so to speak, and that my fanbase is building... (Not much to ask is it?)

Do I have any Milk?...

Best thing to do is check the fridge... and do not pour your cereal into the bowl before checking!

So there you go, a little mission statement! Now it's time for you all to respond!

Much Love

Mr E

xxx